Three German Chicks in America (dedicated to Kristian and Joey)

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The very special report of a crazy journey:

I know what you did last summer

Dates:

16.09.98 Flight MUC --> Washington D.C. --> L.A. (Best Burger Station: Englewood)
17.09.98 Star Day: Find Hostel, Walk Of Fame, Hollywood Sign, Car Crash, Baywatch Headquarter
18.09.98 Movie Star Day: Change Hostel: Student Inn, "Man On The Moon"-Set, Internatīl Session in Hostel
19.09.98 Tourist Day: Universal Filmstudios, Viper Room, Sunset Boulevard
20.09.98  Shopping-Day: Beverly Center, Date at Madonnas House with C.A.DreamBoys, Luis XIV.
21.09.98   Hang Around Day: Moreno Valley, (Best Lasagne Station: Kristian), Scott
22.09.98 Beach Day: Trip to San Diego, Surfer Dude, Sun Set Watching, Hit The Shit
23.09.98 The Lost Day: 29 Palms, Joshua Tree, White Field on Map
24.09.98 Beer Day: Flagstaff, Pub-Crawl, Beer for free
25.09.98 Nature Day: Trip to Grand Canyon, Party Time in Flagstaff
26.09.98 Drive-Day: Lake Powell, Zion Nat`l Park, Las Vegas at night, Hostel-Odissey
27.09.98 Hostel-Jacuzzi-Day in Las Vegas, Stratosphere, Meeting Joey, Gamblers Night
28.09.98 Luxury-Day: "Mirage" Grand Hotel, Night Room Service, Roulette
29.09.98    Death Day: Death Valley, Sand, Desert, Bishop
30.09.98   Sporty-Day: Yosemite, Mini-Hike to the "Swimming Hole", Bug Hostel/Mid Pine
01.10.99        Boring-Day: Santa Cruz,  (Best Pizza Station: Boardwalk), San Francisco
02.10.99   GoodByeCar-Day: Hostel Pacific Tradewinds, Berkeley, Car Return to Alamo, Crowbar
03.10.99      S.F-Day: Cable Car Ride, Fishermens Wharf, "Believe it or not!", Clubnight with Sergio from SaltLakeCity
04.10.99       Lazy Day: Golden Gate Bridge, Sleep A Lot
05.10.99 Jail Day: Trip to Alcatraz, (Best Chinese Station: ... Street), Crowbar with Felix, Berlin
06.10.99    Freak Day: Height Street (Junk Area), S.F., "We did It and survived", Game Session in Hostel
07.10.99 Flight San Francisco --> Washington D. C., Taxi Drive (50 $), Find A Hostel
08.10.99 Rainy Day: The Mall, The White House, The Capitol, Georgetown
09.10.99 Flight Washington D. C. --> New York City, Meeting Nina, Munich
10.10.99 House-Wife Day: Washing, Cooking, Shopping, Clubnight "Tunnel"
11.10.99 Cheap Day: Slepping, Flea Market, Pub-Tour with Munich-Crew
12.10.99   U.S.-Day: Columbus Day-Parade, "The Mall", Watching TV (Friends)
13.10.99  World Trade Center, Wall Street, "Cake" Concert for free
14.10.99 ???
15.10.99 Flight New York City --> London, G.B.
16.10.99 Flight London, G.B. --> Munich, Germany (Jet Lag- Time Out)

Diary: (to much text - but funny!)

One day three German chicks was on se (German Slang) way to se land of big daddy clinton. To the westside, where the boys are pretty and big-sticked (boogie, boogie, boogie).

On the first day, on our tour we drived sru the Hills of Holy Wood (holy moly) - the city of angels, to the beach of Mali-Boo and the big (land of) freeway in our vanished van. Then, suddenly sere was a post... we have had a dent(ist) in the sliding right door of the very new car. Car Crash Accident - Shit Fuck!

Se next big thing we saw, was se one of the famous actor David Hasselhoff, lying at a police-officer at the bitch.

At se day after, we were se actor himself with Jim Carrey also sere, in a big restling-ring.

Another evening we met our california dream boys, Joey and Kristian on the (high) way to a psychadelic hell (Luis, the XIV.). We stopped at Madonnas House and cried.

Sen we went to seir little village, in the middle of the dessert, where we had to smoke always (ultra) the pot. Ser we learned to know a very stone head (Scott), who asked us, how it is to live in Germany, in these extreme cold area. Also we met the man in the sheep-costume (Sega Playstation commercial - its great).

Some days later in Flagstaff se nice people from the hostel (hello Simon) invited us to a pub-crowl. They told us to put on our drinking-shoes. And afterwards they tortured us to empty the whole keg in handstand (for what the shoes?).

On our way to Las Vegas we searched the man in the sky-beamer costume, who is very famous - all Americans told us to visit the City in the dark to see the sky-beamer after a long travel through the desert. But he was on holiday, and sere was only his holiday substitude (only a little light reflextion on heaven).

Sere we lost a lot of money (win some - loose some! - handsome... Robbie Williams, we`ve been expecting you) and drank a lot of nice cocktails for free (thank you bunnies). By the way a special tip for everybody of the gamblers of you: clap on the bunnies ass and they jump to get you a drink!

In Gamble City we slept in the MIRAGE in the same bed, where Siegfried & Roy and the white tiger (which is not really white) always make the birdie.

The Death Valley was very dead. No water - but no heat. After sis, the MULE capital of the world (Bishop, CA) was deader san the dead Death Valley. And it was on the foot of the big mountains from which nobody told us, they are there. We had a little snowball fight (in summer in California) and then drove to the GARLIC capital of the world (Gilroy, CA).

In Santa Cruz it was very boring. There were only a few surfers, but very much skaters, which were very much young. Even younger then we and we are 20-somethings.

Then we drove on the Highway No. 1, where were a lot of pumpkins right and left of the street, cause the stupid (hehe) Americans celebrate a strange thing: the holy (smashing) pumpkins day.

On a beach where we hit the shit, we met strange aliens dressed as gulls and hidden in trashbags. Then we were in S.F., where we lived with a Green Tortoise and smells the Pacific Tradewinds.

Sis is not complete - what a while and sen you will know more.

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